Time Nick Message 14:54 pdurbin matt1337357: fyi, i believe whorka has an arduino... 14:55 SEJeff_work speaking of, when is Android@HOME going to take off? 15:01 matt1337357 pdurbin: i know - I actually have his book for projects... 15:02 matt1337357 I don't know how interested I am in the arduino anymore now that the raspberry pi is coming out 15:02 matt1337357 cost of arduino board vs. cost of raspberrypi is absurd considering one has ethernet, sound out, and 1080p hdmi out... 15:03 matt1337357 my buddy started making a robot arm out of an arduino and a multiplexer 15:03 matt1337357 i should actually check up on how that project's going... 16:04 pdurbin matt1337357: i'd love a raspberry pi demo some day 16:06 pdurbin just listed to a great talk by https://github.com/jabrcx who was using Slidy for his slides: http://www.w3.org/Talks/Tools/#slidy 16:06 pdurbin s/listed/listened/ 17:27 pdurbin shuff: "An open source biomedical research community that started in 2005, the Synaptic Leap (see below), has as its motto the quote "None of us is as smart as all of us" (This quote has an uncertain attribution. Some sources credit Robert Oppenheimer, some that it is a Japanese Proverb)." --Open access and open source in chemistry - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1975827/ 17:27 pdurbin this is the quote i was telling you about over lunch 17:28 pdurbin how i'm thinking of changing one of crimsonfu's guiding principles from "strength in numbers" to "none of us is as smart as all of us" 17:40 SEJeff_work How about: A million monkeys with a million type writers... 17:51 pdurbin :) 18:00 ventz How about...TWO million monkeys with TWO million type writers... 18:01 SEJeff_work touche! 18:03 matt1337357 how about 1 monkey and 1 typewriter and a lot of time 18:05 SEJeff_work So 1 monkey, 1 typewriter, and some time walk into a bar. The beginning of a bad joke. 18:06 matt1337357 how long do you think it would take for the monkey to write a funny ending to that joke? 18:07 matt1337357 :/ 18:07 ventz heh 18:07 SEJeff_work longer than longcat 18:07 ventz let's really throw a curve ball -- two million monkeys but only one million type writters 18:07 SEJeff_work pair programming! 18:07 ventz but one of the monkeys has been under the direct leadership of steve jobs 18:11 SEJeff_work They'll be 50% more productive and have a 50% shorter lifespan due to committing suicide? 18:15 SEJeff_work Any logstash and/or graphite users here? 19:35 pdurbin agoddard loves him some logstash 19:37 SEJeff_work I'm a bit annoyed that graylog2 won't do the right thing and parse syslog lines from central syslog aggregators. The upstream tells me I have to put logstash between the syslog-ng aggregator and graylog2 just to get the proper hostnames 19:37 pdurbin "SEJeff_work: Not really sold on logstash" -- http://irclog.perlgeek.de/crimsonfu/2012-04-13#i_5438593 19:38 SEJeff_work Well that was logstash + logstash web 19:38 SEJeff_work logstash web is the suck, logstash + kibana is pretty nice, but for our uses, graylog2 is a far superior user experience. I still like kibana quite a bit 19:40 SEJeff_work Just wondering if there is a sane config / tutorial on feeding logstash syslog over the wire instead of via a file and running some grok rules for our custom timestamp format. There isn't anywhere on the internets that has an example of hte proper syslog-ng template to send to logstash, so things are a bit suck 19:47 agoddard logstash filter 19:47 agoddard then logstash output -> graylog GELF 19:48 agoddard if you wanna be insane hardcore, logstash filter via zeromq 0_o 19:49 SEJeff_work Well logstash and graylog are running on the same host 19:49 SEJeff_work agoddard, I'll take a look at that. Thanks 20:17 pdurbin SEJeff_work: you could go ask in ##infra-talk here on freenode and report back. http://infra-talk.org 20:18 SEJeff_work True, good peeps like vvuksan hang out there a lot 20:18 pdurbin ##infra-talk is great but last i checked it isn't logged 20:19 pdurbin "need to ask rest of channel how they feel abt the idea" -- http://twitter.com/ripienaar/status/171202817808269312 20:26 pdurbin yep, he's in my list of people that seem quite active in ##infra-talk: auxesis Cope masterzen mconigliaro Mithrandir nico PiyushK Ramereth robinbowes russss sdog tazz thom unixdaemon Volcane vvuksan whack z00dax6 20:31 SEJeff_work He is one of the lead ganglia developers 20:31 SEJeff_work and he did the ganglia-web rewrite himself 20:37 pdurbin nice. we make heavy use of ganglia: http://software.rc.fas.harvard.edu/ganglia 20:38 SEJeff_work As do we 20:38 SEJeff_work And you use vvuksan's new graphite-web 20:38 pdurbin that's where this graph came from: http://crimsonfu.github.com/images/rcss4-network_report-last-2hr-1333475820.png 20:38 SEJeff_work I've got a few shite patches in that webui or in the core, but nothing extensive. Not a huge php fan 20:39 pdurbin oh, i didn't even know it's php 20:39 SEJeff_work Yup 20:48 matt1337357 I used to be a php developer 20:48 matt1337357 forever ago 20:49 matt1337357 and just slowly made transitions out of it. php is kinda whatever 20:49 matt1337357 I only write tiny php scripts to ajax in nowadays 20:49 SEJeff_work There was an article recently that had some awful php hate 20:49 SEJeff_work Most of it was wrong 20:50 SEJeff_work xmlhttprequest + jQuery <3 20:50 matt1337357 it's easy to hate php now that ajax is everywhere 20:50 matt1337357 it's just like "why?" 20:50 SEJeff_work Or it's easy to hate php now that php is everywhere 20:50 matt1337357 i use it mostly to get meta-data and then handle all of it in javascript 20:50 matt1337357 yea... the entirity of the world swears by drupal now 20:50 matt1337357 makes me cringe 20:51 * SEJeff_work uses django for ajax serverside 20:51 matt1337357 hm 20:51 matt1337357 i tried django and wasn't crazy about it 20:51 matt1337357 i'd like to get into node 20:51 SEJeff_work when? 20:51 matt1337357 like... wow 20:51 matt1337357 4 years ago? 20:51 SEJeff_work node just seems like doing it wrong all over 20:51 SEJeff_work Oh yeah ha 20:51 matt1337357 well - that's a good question 20:51 SEJeff_work It has made itsself not suck since then 20:51 matt1337357 for non-web servers i love it 20:51 SEJeff_work it being django 20:52 matt1337357 gotcha 20:52 matt1337357 i'm going afk 20:52 matt1337357 talk to you later 20:52 * SEJeff_work waves